Pictures from Dhamian's fifth birfday.

In case anybody still cared to see pictures of this beautiful boy growing up, as well as his baby sister, Serena.

( MOAR )

p.s.

Me:
I need to stop listening to "Sweet Dreams"

Amber:
like
...
the eurythmics?

Me:
... Beyoncé ...

Amber:
oh
hahahha
that just said so much about our friendship

Me:
I KNOW
hahahahahahaha


eta:
Amber:
hahaha i knew you were going to post that somewhere

Me:
You obviously know me too well

Amber:
i know
it sucks
WHERE'S THE SURPRISE

Me:
must eta nao

a second mix for my love, holly golightly. this one is based on the idea of her flying away.

I made my first layout for oh-heart.com! zomggggg ya'll don't even know. 

maleah: I HATE E flat MINOR thirds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: Calm down! It is not out to get you!
maleah: You're right. It's out to make me get myself.
me: THE HAPPENING?!
maleah: Lmao and now people in my psych class r staring...
me: Just say no to stabbing yourself with your pencil
maleah: It wouldn't do me any good they're all mechanical
me: OH NO THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD. IT'S A SIGN. <- this is secretly a pun
maleah: Lmao. I'm getting dirty looks bc I keep sniggering
me: My kidneys are trying to fatality me right now. Want to stab them with your dead pencil?
maleah: Anytime. Sometimes u just need a little lead.
me: And the steady hand of a friend. D'aww.
maleah: LOL

I love everybody.

I want a tattoo of this:


fourth rejection email received. and yet my professors love my novel to the point of no constructive criticism? 

so tired.

this was pointless!

quite possibly the best conversation ever:

jackie: I kinda am having that feeling of wanting to be held :/ I wanna take a nap with someone warm
me: Aww. I'm sorry I don't have a broad muscular chest or a penis, but I would do it if you let me.
jackie: If u had a broad muscular chest and a penis I would let u but unfortunately I'll just settle for holding myself haha.
me: Holding yourself... sexily?
jackie: No, just sleepily. I think I need to go out in the street and look for a guy & say hey u! U wanna sleep with me!!!!
me: DO IT haha
jackie: But I gotta make sure he's rly warm so they gotta hold me for a lil while so I can test out the waters u kno.
me: Well of course. You wouldn't want to accidentally spoon a vampire, would you?
jackie: Oh god no. Cold, hard and DEAD! If they were real I could never get with one. I love being warm. I sleep with 5 blankets! haha
me: Also, the sparkles might distract you from sleep.
jackie: Hahaha yea, I'd be like get the fuck away from me u cold disco ball!!
me: No wonder so many vampires are gay.
jackie: Hahaha yea those fucking weird vampires trying to get with harry potter and shit.
me: "How Voldemort Finally Reached Immortality, And Gave Harry Potter What Was Coming To Him"